Sorry to the grammer nerds of the world

There is the one and only time I will say this, so pay attention and reread and fall back to this if necessary. I am sorry for all of the poor grammar, spelling, and misuse of punctuation that you will inevitably find and eventually drive you nuts. I love words, but am not blessed with the ability to spell (but with the ability to random replace words while typing and not know it) and am to lazy to apply myself to the grammar laws of English, so you poor person will have to forgive or simply go away, for I will not change my ways. So there. But I am sorry.