My Happiness in a Can (or bottle as it were)

We all need a little happiness in a can sometimes. Well maybe it's just me, but today(and most days) I find myself scouring the whole house to find something, just something that will perk me up. Then at last I see it. It's not really in a can but a bottle, and it almost instantly puts an unusual spring in my step. It is Mr. Oxygen's OxyLift an "all natural daily Oxygen and Mineral Booster". Right now I have to say this is no joke, though it could seem as one, but I love this stuff. just a few drops every day in my water and Bam! I'm the happy go go go mama I need to be. And yes, I have thought of breathing more often(through the form of exercise) to try to correct my seemed oxygen deficiency. See I'm not much of a morning person nor do I excel in the fine art of small talk, so living in a place were business starts at 7am and always having a consistent source of strangers around, I simply must be oxygenated! there is no compromise here, and it's sad to say but the days i do not indulge in my little oxygen drops my dear Big man knows, and therefor avoids me like the plague. Though probably with just cause.
(RANT!)As for the exercise thing, I believe that the body must be moved, but not abused and through my daily routine I should be able to find enough ways to do so, so that I don't have to waste my time in a gym sweating away to reclaim that elusive figure that I might have had, but can no longer remember correctly.
So anyways there you have it my Happiness in a Can. Now if I could only find some sanity in a box, I'd really be making progress.